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Chicks wear push-up bras and fake eyelashes. Your uncle Dale stuffs his Speedo® with a kielbasa. So why are you still answering to nicknames like “tiny” and “small fry?” Would being a bit taller boost your confidence? Would an extra inch or two benefit your relationship with your girl? LiftKits™ can’t pimp out your pisser, but you will definitely get a rise out of them.
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So if you’re average height or shorter and want to rise to new heights, get some. Use coupon code TTP to get 15% off your purchase.
Tall guys: you know who to forward this to.
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